THE FAT CAT IN THE BAR
Inspired by fatcatart.com
“Can I have a drink of water please?” a man asked the woman in the bar.
“Sure”, she said.
She went to get some water from the tap. When she came back it wasn’t her any more, it was a big fat cat!
“Where has that woman gone?” the man asked.
“BURP”, that was all the cat could reply with.
The man’s eyes widened like he knew what had happened.
“Don’t tell me you ate her?!” he said in shock.
“Anyway where is my drink of water?”
“I don’t know.”
“You were supposed to get me a drink of water.”
“No, I wasn’t .”
After that the man was fed up so he just walked off. The next day a woman came to the bar and asked the cat for a glass of lemonade. So the big fat cat went to get a glass of lemonade. But when he came back he had a glass of water.
“I asked for a glass of lemonade.”
“No you didn’t. ”
“Yes I did. ”
“No you didn’t.”
After that the woman was fed up so she just walked off. The next day the cat was no longer at the bar because he had been sacked.
THE END
Lily Geddes
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