In our final session before the Christmas holidays last night we had great fun writing class limericks. Each line was written by a different student ….
Here are the best ones:
There was an old man called Tommy
who lived with a weird wooden dummy
one day the cat ate
his weird wooden mate
and got splinters inside his tummy.
There was a sad man named Todd
who in my opinion was odd
he’d randomly yell
and sell cats in a cell
whilst eating chocolate and cod.
Once there was a cat
who wore his tail in a plait
he looked very pretty
had a love for New York City
until he decide to turn into a hat.
There was a young man from Peru
who liked to chew his shoe
no one was fond of this Peruvian
whose middle name was Julian
and had an odd dog who’d moo.
There was a donnie called Ronnie
who always voted Tory
he didn’t like Brexit
in fact he dreaded it
so one day he ate a lorry.
Written by Konstancia, Allan, Hugo, Cem, Angelina, Maria-Nephele and Helena.